The fit is great. A+ there. That grade goes to myself though. I’m a wonderful self measurer. That’s because I have a lot to measure. That’s what she said. That’s what I said about me that she said. I’m alluding to something. That’s not what she said, even though she was, but I think it was obvious to her that I got it so, you know. She knew that I knew.

Sorry that got confusing. If it’s of any consolation—I’m on one.

That’s what she said.

and I looked up at her like “..and?”

We were having sex.

—Manshion has some of the funniest copywriting skills in the biz aka the fake biz of blogging about clothes for no monies. (via howtotalktogirlsatparties)